Here is what to do if JBoss causes your computer to explode.

• With a partner, hold a bed sheet over the flame.  This will catch any incinerated data that you can restore to a new computer at a later time.

• While this is going on, a third person should use a fire extinguisher to douse the flame.  Make sure to aim at the base of the flame.

• Clean up the mess.

You should also add this to your config.xml:

   <mbean code="org.jboss.invocation.local.BlowTorch"
         name="jboss:service=fire,type=local">

         <depends>jboss:service=PyroManager</depends>
         <attribute name="Explode">false</attribute>
   </mbean>