Hudson's down, and it's singin' the blues!

To the tune of Everything Is Broken by Bob Dylan.

Hudson blues

 

Broken methods, broken tests
Broken threads, broken specs
Broken asserts, broken source
QA rantin' until they're hoarse
Ain't no use patchin'
Ain't no use mergin'
Every test is broken

 

Broken pages, broken files
Broken urls, broken compiles
Broken markup, broken tags
Hudson's filled with broken builds

 

Broken apps never meant to be tested
Every test is broken

 

Seem like every time you stop and turn around
Another failure report gets emailed out

 

Broken proxies, broken beans
Broken runtimes, broken teams
Broken archives, broken lifecycles
Broken deployments on broken servers

 

Take a deep breath, deal with the crashin'
Every test is broken

 

Everytime you leave and go off someplace
The app falls to pieces in my face

 

Broken hands on broken keyboards
Broken IDEs with broken classes
Broken pipes, broken tools
People bending broken rules
JUnit howling, surefire croakin'
Every test is broken

Fix those tests with Arquillian!