Forrester says: Linux/J2EE causes colon cancer...

[acoliver]

http://www.theserverside.com/home/thread.jsp?thread_id=21370

A Forrester research project, funded by Microsoft inc., has determined that developing software using a Linux/J2EE development environment increases a developer's risk of dying from colon cancer by up to 40% over the risk when developing with Microsoft's .Net technology. The universally acclaimed Forrester researchers, Dun Bought and Wel Paidfer, who conducted the study, describe their ground breaking research as: "a first important step toward shinning a light on a place that was dark"

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Be sure to "Fight the Cancer" ;-)

[juhalindfors]

J2EE developers can negate the effects by having lots of sex and eating pizza: http://www.jboss.org/modules/bb/index.html?module=bb&op=viewtopic&t= am sure, though, that Linux causes cancer... Brain cancer ;-)

-- Juha

[hbaxmann]

What is the module name of 'having lots of sex'? is it included in 4.0DR3 ??

bax

[shareme]

They forgot to mention where the colon cancer was found:

Sales Staff of Sun, BEA, and IBM and a little known idiot savant, Hani, idiot savant of what has not been determined as of yet and we may never know:)